Category Archives: TALES FROM A WINDBAG

Lifestories compiled from the monologues and live performances of KPK

LAW and DISorder (ch. 12): “The BIG, BAD ONE” (pt. 2- conclusion)

* LAST TIME: In Part 1 of “The BIG, BAD ONE”: Hitchhiking home from a Canadian adventure, Kev gets picked up by a friendly truck driver… and by the Boundary County Sheriff’s Department, in the most redneck of states- Idaho, … Continue reading

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LAW and DISorder (ch. 11): “The BIG, BAD ONE” (pt. 1)

* LAST TIME: In: “Prelude to THE BAD ONE”, a happy cross-country bus ride becomes a possible nightmare once it reaches Kingman Arizona, in LAW and DISorder. THIS TIME: Push your luck far enough, you are likely to experience: The … Continue reading

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LAW and DISorder (ch. 10) “Prelude to THE BIG ONE”

* LAST TIME: “FREEZE!, he Said”, as the nervous rookie unsteadily aimed his firearm in our direction, in the previous chapter of: LAW and DISorder. THIS TIME: With an appropriate sense of foreshadowing, my 6th arrest, is called: Prelude to … Continue reading

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TALES FROM A WINDBAG: “A SUBURBAN CHRISTMAS WITH THE KEELAN CLAN” (by KPKeelan)

. > Once upon a time there were eight Keelans: My Mother and Father, my two older brothers, myself and my three younger sisters. We are now down to five. . It was on Christmas eve in 1959, that the … Continue reading

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LAW and DISorder (ch. 9): “FREEZE!, he Said”

* LAST TIME: Kevin survived “The Great PORNO Caper” by the skin of his teenaged teeth. KPK: the Teflon teen! THIS TIME: I call this fourth pathetic arrest: “FREEZE!”, he Said > In April of 1974 I was a senior at … Continue reading

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LAW and DISorder (ch. 8): “The Great PORNO Caper!” (part 4, conclusion)

* LAST TIME: In part 3: Kevin is busted! Apprehended and cuffed, he is offered a free ride to jail in the back of an LAPD cruiser. THIS TIME: His goose is cooked- the fat is fried, the jig is … Continue reading

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LAW and DISorder (ch. 7): “The Great PORNO Caper!” (part 3)

* LAST TIME: In part 2: A gang of crazy teenage kids begin a shockingly sophisticated enterprise, as underground publishers, in LAW and DISorder. THIS TIME: She shit really hits the helicopter blades, in: The Great PORNO Caper!  (part 3) … Continue reading

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LAW and DISorder (ch. 6): “The Great PORNO Caper!” (part 2)

* LAST TIME: In part 1: The lure of lurid pornography gets the attention of four young teen boys, kicking along the RR tracks seeking and finding Trouble, in: LAW and DISorder. THIS TIME: Things get far too serious, when … Continue reading

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LAW and DISorder (ch. 5): “The Great PORNO Caper!” (part 1)

* LAST TIME: Kevin and his fellow jailbird amused our jailers by “Singing THE PRISON SONG”, in LAW and DISorder. Rudely, they did not applaud. THIS TIME: Nothing you have read previously can prepare you for: The Great PORNO Caper  … Continue reading

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LAW and DISorder (ch. 4): “Singing THE PRISON SONG”

* LAST TIME: In the previous chapter of LAW and DISorder, Kevin served his time as “Prisoner of Hotel Juvy”. He would not recommend it. THIS TIME: Kevin and his mates find themselves behind bars, serenading their captors by: Singing … Continue reading

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