Category Archives: Somnambulant Stories

Somnambulant Stories 30: “Taking on a Familiar Protégé”

Posted on June 25, 2024 by KPKeelan

. > I slept for three hours! That’s something. . Drifted off around 1 AM awoke at 4 AM. I know the drill. If I’m up now, I’m not returning to dreamsville anytime soon, so I started thinking about the … Continue reading →

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Somnambulant Stories 29: “GOD Is In the House”

Posted on June 24, 2024 by KPKeelan

. > It’s not like I actually believe there is a “God”, some supreme all-knowing, all-seeing eye in the sky who insists you live by His rules, but sometimes, it’s fun to think what a dyed-in-the-wool atheist like me would … Continue reading →

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Somnambulant Stories 28: “Dreams of a Little Frickin’ Schoolgirl”

Posted on June 23, 2024 by KPKeelan

. > Sometimes when sleep is illusive, I take an extra half a zonk-pill, and while it tends to work, it also tends to give me intense nightmares. . Like last night. Oh man- those dreams really sucked! Just a … Continue reading →

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Somnambulant Stories 27: “A Little TOO Gender-Fluid!”

Posted on June 22, 2024 by KPKeelan

. > Dear fuckin’ diary: You are just not gonna believe this one! . Remember that dream about my sister suddenly turning into my brother- which was weird- because I never had a brother? Then that really unsettling one where … Continue reading →

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Somnambulant Stories 26: “An Unsettling Visit From the Thought Police”

Posted on June 21, 2024 by KPKeelan

. > I was sleeping like a drunk, sedated baby! Anyone who knows me knows that is some achievement. . I had made a point to really wear myself out the day before, cutting down a tree that was causing … Continue reading →

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Somnambulant Stories 25: “Hm. Wonder What’s Behind THAT Door…”

Posted on June 20, 2024 by KPKeelan

. > Geez! Juuuuuuust as I was falling asleep: fuckin’ restless leg bullshit strikes again. Feels like I haven’t slept since Christ was strung up. . Life is shit. Waddaya gonna do? When life wants you to eat shit there … Continue reading →

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Somnambulant Stories 24: “Not Taking Any Crap From My Toilet”

Posted on June 19, 2024 by KPKeelan

. > At first, I thought I was dreaming, but I was (typically) wide awake at 4 AM… Then I thought I was surely going crazy! . Annoyed by a half hour of sleep here and there, when what I … Continue reading →

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Somnambulant Stories 23: “My Life Becomes an Episode of THE TWILIGHT ZONE”

Posted on June 18, 2024 by KPKeelan

> FADE IN: INT. Dark BEDROOM Digital alarm clock sits on nightstand. The readout says: “3:59”. CAMERA PANS around the room as the Narrator (SERLING) speaks, stopping on him, sitting in an armchair in one corner of the room. ROD … Continue reading →

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Somnambulant Stories 22: “The Unplanned Party”

Posted on June 17, 2024 by KPKeelan

. > I turned off the TV, took my meds, brushed my hair and combed my teeth and dragged my big, fat lazy body into bed, pulling out my book du jour and surprise, surprise- before I knew it, I … Continue reading →

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Somnambulant Stories 21: “Go Ahead and Feed the Zombies”

Posted on June 16, 2024 by KPKeelan

. Considering all the interest in “The Last of Us”, I thought I would once again offer up this little gem: > I got some new neighbors. They’re okay, I guess. The first zombies to move into the neighborhood. Can’t … Continue reading →

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