Just on a lark,
the string section
switched places with the woodwinds
while the conductor took a piss.
They were sure he’d be furious.
But the unctuous maestro
just took his place,
wielded his baton like a weapon,
and let ‘er rip.
The orchestra sounded like shit.
But he never seemed to notice!
Dude was a total twit.
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