“Evil Cupcake Demon Claims Another Victim!” (a poem by KPKeelan)


Street corner: Capitola, California-

Passersby gape in horror

watching in disbelief

as, swallowed by a grotesque fabric cupcake,

a woman writhes in hellish torment-

lovely legs kicking spasmodically

as the creature slowly devours

her head and shoulders!

She kicks her pretty heels and spins around

in a panic dance of hopeless desperation,

muffled cries smothered

as she is digested, cell by cell!

Soon, no stifled screams can escape

the oversized cupcake cocoon,

just gagging gurgles

from behind an enigmatic cupcake sign…


Helpless, I look on with the mesmerized crowd.

I want to rescue those pretty legs

But I am paralyzed with fear!

Mortified by the unspeakable menace


of Evil Cupcake Demon!


12- 28- 12



About KPKeelan

Fool, Philosopher, Lover & Dreamer, Benign TROUBLEMAKER, King and Jester of KPKworld, an online portal to visual and linguistic mystery, befuddlement and delight.
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2 Responses to “Evil Cupcake Demon Claims Another Victim!” (a poem by KPKeelan)

  1. Yeh we need a little covert cannibalism in public places, maybe a bit of masturbation too. Lighten everybody up!


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